*SIGH* Negotiations failed. I just received the notice. So I guess I'm reduced to posting the lit work, here. If you need some reading material, this account is strictly chapter-work for the books I've been trying to publish through that disgusting verity-house.

(this is bowerydweller, btw)

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No self-promotion, no preening, no "confessions" of a troubled mind, no pretenses of angst. No bullshit.

*boots you*

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I don't sell my work, I proudly fav*-n-dash, I applaud Trolls, and I think ED is brilliant. If you're part of the 5% of dA who doesn't take the 'netz so seriously, don't bother pasting this into your sig, because nobody cares.

Thanks for the fav

I am so angry that my rage is a white star. Seriously, if something doesn't give, I'll go insane.

And take everyone around me, WITH me.

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I don't sell my work, I proudly fav*-n-dash, I applaud Trolls, and I think ED is brilliant. If you're part of the 5% of dA who doesn't take the 'netz so seriously, don't bother pasting this into your sig, because nobody cares.

I have a new friend. His name is Ralph.

No, srsly. But he needs to start paying some rent up in this motherfucker.

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I don't sell my work, I proudly fav*-n-dash, I applaud Trolls, and I think ED is brilliant. If you're part of the 5% of dA who doesn't take the 'netz so seriously, don't bother pasting this into your sig, because nobody cares.

hahahaha
*points at you and laughs*
Any dirt?

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FAQ response: In regards to your inquiry on the message ' postcommentFAIL'...
you, sir, are made of FAIL.
Recommended resolution: stop posting.
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DUDE. 'da silly bitch is being ignored on Sheezy, so now she's taking it to the Blogger:

check out THESE lulz:
[link]

Could somebody please rally the duct-tape and wire-clippers? She needs to be permanently dislodged from her keyboard.

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FAQ response: In regards to your inquiry on the message ' postcommentFAIL'...
you, sir, are made of FAIL.
Recommended resolution: stop posting.
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Here's one y'll get a kick out of:
[link]

I can hear the banjoes, now.
OMG WHOZ CHARACKTERZ R THOZ?!?!?!?11

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FAQ response: In regards to your inquiry on the message ' postcommentFAIL'...
you, sir, are made of FAIL.
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[link]

I think this is just escalating into insanity. I mean, we crack each other up on IM, and then it's like...

okay, I'm bored now.

And then...she does something stupid again that sets us.

HEROIN, MAN!!!! I tell ya, IT'S LIKE HEROIN.

Where the fuck is my methadone?

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PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: WE now require an application process before you are allowed to breed. The man with the chainsaw behind the counter awaits with the red stamp marked DENIED.
Thank you.
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